$WASSIE, the smol ting that lives in your fridge

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

Tukinowagamo’s secondary account was called Tsukinowa Gamo which means Ursus thibetanus (Tsukinowa) and duck (Gamo) in Japanese. In Japan, Ursus thibetanus is referred to as Tsukinowaguma, meaning 'moon' due to the moon-like crescent pattern on its chest.

This frog-like wassie known as Smolting i.e Small Thing or inversebrah is the very soul of Crypto Twitter/X —a vessel for its eternal memory. He’s the record keeper of the biggest dramas, memes, and developments in crypto.